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Whazza u name U-Hage

Whazza u howsa nummer U-Streeta

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man Lona-Arranger Prostitutta?

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!) Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? Yasse No

For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize I Keednappa Sumbody's Protekshun Ragget Udda Things

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse No Eh

U Likka Eata Garlic? Pizza? Salami?

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? Yasse No

U Driva De Car? Gadillac Buick Linken

U Likka Likka Spagett? Galamari? Girlze? Boyze?
(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika:

1 pr darke glasses
1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz (come later when you foolaround)
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button


Goode Stoff  (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

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